Montezuma Holiday

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Registered name Faircroft's Montezuma Holiday, affectionately called Monti, he's Kita's seven-year-old Dutch Warmblood gelding. Great on trails and from a champion dressage line, Monti is sweet in temperment and pretty fine in appearance, too. Foaled in January of 2000, he stands at 17 hands even, and weighs 1,250 pounds.

(Unfortunately, he can't do simple math.)